I Bought a big House and I Don't Know What it Means so Now I'm Religious
by Peter Breakfast


1. >+ Stop Associating Free Thinking With Drugs +<
Oh wow! Can you imagine!?
I've fallen and I can't get up
And it's the greatest feeling I've ever felt in my entire life

2. >+ FIGHT WAR NOT WARS +<

3. >+ Takes one to grow one! +<
Your arms are so long
but still "where do I belong?"
right where you are!
You can go so very far
It's wherever you want it to be
inside of you, not inside of me
so take that lovely pair of eyes
and peer through their disguise
1000 thank youz to the pope
for being the butt of one big fat joke
we coun't have done it without you
you and the imaginary jew
gotta keep asking what are you doing?
got to keep minding yrself. where you going?
Take yr mind and a pen
make a new shirt and then
wear it all around city
then get drunk and talk all shitty
With yr new friends: the bums birds and treez...

4. >+ Throwing Spoons Down the Stairs +<

5. >+ Ineffable Happiness +<

6. >+ I Don't Have Dreams, I Make Them +<
Silly response to yr serious question
don't worry we're
crystal clear
Reatarded way to get yr attention
It's just my way
what can I say?
I've Got a Weird radar with a lot of defenses
fat social wall
seven miles tall
always on the road to... with the intention
Of falling away
making my day
I grow life with my own fucking hands
you kan too
if you want to
The most liberating thing I've ever learned
is that we're all in it
and we can't win it
So YR FLOATING in the water
as the big bang's daughter
do a backstroke
or pretend to choke
CHOICE IZ YRZ

7. >+ I Used to Like Sleep--Now I Like Pancakes +<
From avoidance to reaction
Boredom to attraction
It’s the ever evolving beginning
a brand new way of thinking
I could not go on giving
if I was to keep sinking
So I pulled myself by the hair
dragged me out and I was there
I Decided what to bring
And it made me want to sing
So here I am
I’m excited and without a plan
The discovery of progress
The realization that the sun and moon are both positive things
The knowledge that I'll be me for the rest of my goddamn life
I feel like my pillow just kissed me
CUZ AHM machoor now

8. >+ Hezalay Can +<
I want to dress up like the others
Let's all blow our cash at the mall
Don't want to dress like my mother
she's not even cool at all
My cloth is my confidence
my ego and personality
knowing I'll be judged
it's my existential veracity

9. >+ Spit out the fat/Miazma +<
Polluting the air
With yr cares
It'll work itself
Onto the shelf
That is the universe
You'll only attract
More who attack
Until yr 36
And have a mid-life crisis
Cuz that's all you have rehearsed
Comprehend
Yr death:the end!
Effective ways
To better your daze
And how you can live free from all people including yourself if you just don't give a fuck about who moved his arm where at the movies that time...

10. >+ Down With Sally Mae +<
Get yrself an education
Not at one of their institutions
Read books made of real knowledge
That you will not get at college
People who think differently
Are all here for us to see
University of YOU is free
If you go to the library

11. >+ I Still Play with Legos... METAPHYSICAL LEGOS! +<

12. >+ Read More/Solar powered amps/Sysyphus Was a wuss/Paint a Picture for the Middle East

13. >+ Plant yr Money +<
Why don't you paint, motherfucker?
re-invent yr environment, sucker
If the earth truly is your mother
and you really do love her
Go suicide bomb a wal-mart for peace
and give yr money to the bears for TP

14. >+ Rebel Rebel +<

15. >+ The Little Engine That Didn't +<
I shouldn't have to put this down in writing
But just because you do not see it doesn't mean it's the right thing
Slavery exists and it's our fault
Cookie-cutter homes on the asphault
Bombs are dropping everywhere it's our fault
Constitution's burning yes it's our fault
Culture based on fear and it's our fault
Forest burning global warming yes it's our fault
So next time you think "oh they did it again"
Why don't you say it was US instead?
If yr only doing what they said
then that means that you're already dead

16. >+ Pavement Plan +<

17. >+ Thanks Pleistocene! +<
Every hand you've ever held
all you've heard
the splitting of pangea
all for now. right now

18. >+ I'm Doing the DISSHESSSS AGGAAAAAINNNNNNN! +<

19. >+ Propicious Senectitude +<
All of my ideaz coalescing in a house I built myself
Every book I've ever liked waiting for us on a shelf
The sunshine
Lots less time
Kant wate
Will wate
It'll be great!

20. >+ Parsimonious Platonic Graze Craze +<

21. >+ Kelly +<
A seed among treez
Carried by the breeze
Your snoring sounds just like an ululation

22. >+ Simon +<

23. >+ Twix vs. The Holocaust +<
One time my mom wouldn't get off the phone
so I started eating cat food
And when I ate the cat food it kind of tasted good and I wished I was a cat
Walking around in the trees in the yard hunting mice all day long
I couldn't resist. I got a fist and I went into the lawn
Then I hunted mice

24. >+ Avocado Thief +<





All songs written and performed by Peter Breakfast in March/April 2009 except Rebel Rebel by David Bowie and Fight War Not Wars by Crass. Thanks for listening!